Fleep

15 April 2006 | Hisham | | Comics, Trawling The Net
 
Fleep by Jason Shiga is not a webcomic.

It's a story published not to its conclusion by AsianWeek but now collected in its entirety at Jason Shiga's website. It's a story of one man's adventure upon waking up entombed in a telephone booth. The tale starts out looking as if it's fantastical and Twilight-Zone-esque, but like the best of stories there's more to it than meets the eye, and by the end all plot points are resolved and takes you by surprise.

 

Hishgraphics Is Under Monster Attack!

11 April 2006 | Hisham | | Humour, Trawling The Net
 
Click on this link to witness the onslaught upon our website.

 

Aragorn of Pals For Life Guild

31 March 2006 | Hisham | | Humour, Trawling The Net
 

It's unknown to me who made this image, but everytime I look at it I have to at least stifle a laugh... because the way Aragorn rushes into combat almost without warning is nearly similar to how that fateful battle began at Blackrock Spire. Unfortunately not everyone will get the joke. Just you MMORPG jocks.

 

Pachelbel Rocks!

11 March 2006 | Hisham | | Trawling The Net
 
Pachelbel's Canon in D.

Electric Guitar.

A skilled guitarist.

All kinds of awesome. Gave me goosebumps. Fantastic sudden minor key shift in the middle.

Check it out.

 

What D&D Character Are You?

28 February 2006 | Hisham | | Role Playing Games, Trawling The Net
 

Check out what Dungeons and Dragons character you are. Are you a...

Fighter? Monk? Rogue? Wizard? Ranger?

Good? Neutral? Evil?

Lawful? Chaotic?

Human? Dwarf? Elf? Halfling?

Click on this link (dead link) to find out, then read on here to find out what Hisham is in D&D.

 

Chewbacca's Blog

25 February 2006 | Hisham | | Trawling The Net
 
No, really.

A fantastic weblog by Chewbacca himself.

Here's an excerpt:

Monday, February 20, 2006
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Aaaa aaaaarrrrr rrrrrrrr rrnnnn nn nnhhhh, aaaa aaaaa aaaa aaa uh aaa uh-aaaaaa aaaaRRRRRR HHH. Aaaa guhaaaa aaaaa uhaa aar rrrrnnn uhnnnn nnn uhnhh.
aaaaa aaaa aaaa aaaaarrn nnhhhh, hurrnhhhh. UUUHHHGGG-rrrr!

It's a blog to watch out for. Very informative and covers a broad range of topics by Chewie. Check it out here.

Updated: The blog seems to be dead now. So I've disabled the link.

 

NASA Faked Moon Landing - The Proof!

16 December 2005 | Hisham | | Trawling The Net
 
There has been quite a lot of debate about NASA faking the moon landings. It even has its own Wikipedia page, quite extensively written. For details on the moon landing hoaxes and their rebuttals.

But here it is in its full glory: the real deal. Once you visit this website, read the text and view the photographs, you will be convinced that NASA did stage an elaborate hoax for sinister purposes.

Click here to witness the proof of this heinous conspiracy.

 

Family Circus Meets Cthulhu

03 December 2005 | Hisham | | Humour, Trawling The Net
 

Via Boing Boing, I've discovered a bunch of Family Circus comics at the Accordion Guy's blog that has H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos captions placed on it. These are very humourous if you've read Lovecraft and put them into context with the Family Circus. But there was one hilarious Family Circus comic posted anonymously in the comments section that really made me chuckle out loud. (See below.)

 

Roy's Finest Hour

28 November 2005 | Hisham | | Humour, Trawling The Net
 
Order Of The Stick
The 250th installment of the Order Of The Stick does not disappoint. I didn't see the two punchlines in the story coming at all and the impact was outstanding... Well at least for me. Check it out here.

Meanwhile in Singapore, according to Reuters via Yahoo! News, "Singapore scientists looking for ways to transmit the sense of touch over the Internet have devised a vibration jacket for chickens and are thinking about electronic children's pyjamas for cyberspace hugs."

Vibration jackets for chickens?

What what in the what, now?
 

DO NOT WANT!

26 November 2005 | Hisham | | Humour, Star Wars, Trawling The Net
 
As reported earlier, screen captures of an atrociously subtitled Revenge of the Sith bootleg was posted at winterson.com. It appears that the image of Vader screaming "Nooooooo!" in despair over the news of Padmé's death, which was subtitled "Do not want" (see image below), has taken a life of its own as an internet meme.

 

No Gnews Is Good Gnews...

23 November 2005 | Hisham | | Trawling The Net
 

Gary Gnu

If you can remember Gary Gnu on television from way back when (and some of you should), have a cookie. If not, it's okay... gnobody's perfect.

Update (28th Aug 2013): Dead link replaced with Youtube video.

 

Scrotal Safety Commission

13 November 2005 | Hisham | | Trawling The Net
 
All you human males, go to the Scrotal Safety Commission to have a read on some really useful information on your, uh.. scrotums. Especially the "Scrotal Safety Tips" such as:

  • Due to the aggressive nature of tiny, uncontrollable legs -- baby-sitting may not be a solid career choice for those of you with "fragile scrotums". Sadly, new fathers may not be able to avoid the willy-nilly, groin-magnets that a baby's feet often are. In a case such as this, heavy padding and a generous application of expanding foam (available at your local hardware supplier) will help protect your region.

and

  • Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.

Go there, read it. You wont regret it.

 

365 Tomorrows

29 October 2005 | Hisham | | Trawling The Net
 
365 Tomorrows is a website that provides one short speculative fiction story a day for a whole year. While obviously the stories cannot match the narrative quality of a novella or a full-length novel, it does have however the ability to feature a new science fiction concept after another daily.

The site began posting on August 1st 2005, so you have a lot of stories to read through in the archives and more coming each day until July 31st 2006.

 

Doomsday Scenarios Galore

11 October 2005 | Hisham | | Trawling The Net
 

Are you feeling too cheerful or happy? Are you feeling that you've had enough feeling on top of the world? Are you sick of everyone telling you "The sun is shining! The birds are singing! Everything is smelling of roses!"?

Then check out Exit Mundi, the website that catalogues the various ways the world and/or the entire universe may end, from scientific and religious standpoints. It'll sure to wipe that smile off your face.

How do you like to read about the accidental extinction of the human race? For example, what happens if genetically engineered crop (actually created in a lab named Epicyte in San Diego in 2002) designed to be a contraceptive, escapes into the real world and are accidentally planted in farms all over the world? We'll all be eating food that induces infertility by killing all sperm cells.

If you're interested in space-based threats, what if a black hole wanders into the solar system, misses the Earth by a distance, but throws the planet off its orbit? Or even worse, crosses path with Earth?

So, what's your poison? Gamma-ray bursts? Uncontrollable nanotech? Climate shift? Mass insanity? Read, and be depressed. (Or not, if you find the humorous writing on the site entertaining.)

 

Arabic Star Names and Science Fiction

09 October 2005 | Hisham | | Misc Sci-Fi, Trawling The Net
 

I've known for quite some time that major star names used in science are Arabic in origin, a testimony to the work of Muslim astronomers between the 9th and the 12th centuries, but I've never found an extensive list of current star names and their Arabic origin until I stumbled across the Jordanian Astronomical Society's website with its great Arabic Star Names page.

Since I read and watch a lot of science fiction, I found it interesting that some of the names have appeared in contemporary SF. Not the well-known ones like Betelgeuse or Vega or Rigel, I'm talking about the not so well known star names.

Referring the the JAS list in the link above:

#133 Rukbat is the star which Anne McCaffrey's Pern revolves around. It's known as Alpha Sagittarii, so she did her homework by referring it to be in the "Sagittarius sector" although in the wiki article it mentions that the real Rukbat is a B-spectral class blue star instead of a G-class yellow star.

#01 Acamar, #108 Mintaka and #111 Mizar have indigenous sentient lifeforms that appeared in various episodes of Star Trek the Next Generation.

Frank Herbert however seemed to have referred to his Dune series' Arrakis to star #45 which is Mu Draconis, instead of Canopus (Alpha Carinae) in the books.